Mariah Carey vs Ariana Grande
when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”
“I was born in the wrong generation!” I scream as I churn my own butter and marry my cousin
Paul: so before we go we’d like to say…
John: SHUT UP!
Paul: …shut up.
I just call to say I love you…
it was so happy until it wasn’t
WHAT TEH FRIVK I CANNOT BELIVE THID
1 follower = egg
10-40 followers = hatchling
50-99 followers = baby dragon
100-349 followers = dragon
350-500 followers = still a dragon
501-799 followers = mega dragon
800- 4,999 followers = super hella dragon
5000+ followers = UNHOLY OFFSPRING OF LIGHTNING AND DEATH
These are the legit numbers.
When I first read this I thought ‘heat’ was ‘heart’ and I was like, “aww that’s so romantic” but then I realized it was heat and now I am kinda disappointed..
Adorable Sugar Glider Trevor eats orange and falls asleep
JESUS CHRIST I HAVE GOTTEN ABOUT 45 MESSAGES PLEASE STOP
Omg i’ll smile forever
id cry from happiness i think
i want all the “hey fuck face” messages!
if I get even one, I’m gonna cry ahahha
“oh no” my followers whisper in horror as i show signs of entering yet another fandom