initiala:

A little girl in my 4th grade class came up to me after recess and said, “I got married at recess!” and I said “Oh? I didn’t know anyone was ordained under the age of twelve.” and she asked me what ordained meant and I explained and then she said “Oh, well, no, my wife and I were married by the slide, but we’ll be happy together anyway.”

So apparently on school playgrounds, slides are already legalizing same-sex marriage.

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i broke my finger today but on the other hand i am completely fine

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jardestiel:

koschei-the-ginger:

and-theycallthistragedy:

vvant:

advice for having the best life ever:

1. dont have a crush

2. Don’t watch
a.) doctor who
b.) supernatural
c.) sherlock

3. Don’t go on tumblr

4. ignore all points above

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queefjerkey:

do you ever use a pen and you’re just blown away by how smoothly it glides across the page and how the ink flows out so beautifully like tears of jesus or something

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petewentzturnedmikeywayscene:

if you are actually shitty enough to make fun of someone’s social anxiety, or any mental illness in general, or tell them they’re lying and that they are perfectly fine while they sit there shaking and trying not to cry because they don’t know how to handle a situation, I most likely hate you and you should just get the fuck out.

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youwishangelfish:

Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.

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