can i please fuck john lennon

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worstcats:

Let’s face it this cat is ugly. It’s all glistening and foldy, which are two things I don’t like cats to be.

Don’t bring up the past of a person who is trying to improve their future
—(via rosexella)

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girl: babe come over
boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
girl: my parents aren't home
boy: I know

thateventuality:

The Beatles, on stage at The Cavern Club, Liverpool, late 1962

Photos: Les Chadwick

"I liked George doing ‘Three Cool Cats’; I loved that one. Or ‘The Sheik of Araby’. Because he used to do a little dance, and I liked him doing the little dance. He used to sort of like kick his feet along the stage." - Freda Kelly, Good Ol’ Freda

"George was motionless except when kicking out one foot or the other involuntarily - what he’d call his ‘Liverpool Leg’." - Mark Lewisohn, The Beatles: All These Years: Tune In

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miss-mckibben:

Justin Bieber fans trying to defend everything he does.

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phantom-ofthe-troyler:

DON’T YOU

FUCKING DARE

TELL ME THAT SCHOOL ISN’T HARD

I KNOW YOU’RE GROWN UP

I KNOW YOU ARE MY PARENT

I KNOW YOU’VE ALREADY BEEN THROUGH THIS PART OF LIFE

BUT SCHOOL HAS GOTTEN HARDER

AND HARDER

AND HARDER

AND TEACHERS ARE UNFAIR TO ME AND ASSIGN TOO MUCH

AND THEY DON’T UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN I AM TIRED

I CANNOT DO WORK

I CANNOT SUCCEED ON A TEST

I CANNOT FUNCTION

BECAUSE

I

AM

FUCKING

TIRED

OKAY?

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ggaga:

i hate how you’re just born out of nowhere and you’re forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job what if i wanted to be a duck

Interviewer: You and Linda have been married 28 years-
Paul: 28 years, man!
Interviewer: In a business and a world where divorce is everywhere-
Paul: Unfortunately, yeah.
Interviewer: What's the secret? You're still writing love songs with her in mind!
Paul: Yeah, well I love her. That's the- I mean if anyone asks what the secret is, that's the secret. We just fell in love. We were lucky. We had our ups and down, you know, I don't want it to seem all rosey posey. I mean, we argue, you know, cause you gotta have that. But we've always had a good sense of humor, we've always been quite honest with each other, and we've been lucky.
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zan77:

pa-tang:

The government’s solution to Captain America is a giant hamster ball

HEADBUTT IT, STEVE

(Source: ginchycomics)

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